TERE BHAI ENGLISH SEEKH GAYA, AB 7000 WALI RUSSIAN CHAIYE!

Yaar, yeh kahaani suno. Mera bhai, woh, ab English hi bolta hai. Bahutawesome. But now he wants to be a global boss. He says, "Ab toh chai mein vodka dalo." I told him, "Bhai, do saal baad!" But he's adamant. He keeps saying, more info "! Mere ko toh yeh samajh nahin aata! ". I don't know what to do. Kaise bataouse? Help! Yeh Bhai Sahi Hai Na